{"product_id":"funny-candles-would-poop-here-again-bathroom-gift-13-5-oz","title":"Funny Candles - Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Gift 13.5 oz","description":"Every guest finds the bathroom eventually, and that is where the reading happens. As funny candles go, few land faster than \"Would Poop Here Again *\" sitting on the back of the tank.\n\nHand poured from 100% soy wax, 13.5 oz and 60+ hours of it. Housewarmings, new homeowners, white elephant swaps — this is the one that gets photographed.\n\nWhy You'll Love It\n\n * \"Would Poop Here Again *\" — a five star review nobody asked for \n * 100% soy wax and a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax \n * Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO \n * Poured in Sunlit Lavender: lavender, lily, woods and lemon \n * 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so the joke pays off for months \n * Reusable glass jar — cotton swabs, hair ties, a second life \n * Hand poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA \nPerfect Gift For\n\nHousewarmings, first-time homeowners, white elephant swaps, closing day, powder rooms, guest baths, Father's Day, and anyone who keeps reading material next to the toilet.\n\nProduct Details\n\n * Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar \n * Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours \n * Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO \n * Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA \n * Care: Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn \n * Item: S-1058-9 \nScent\n\n8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods \u0026amp; Lemon\n\nFrequently Asked Questions\n\nQ: What is a funny gift for someone who just bought a house?\nA: A funny candle is one of the easiest new-homeowner gifts to get right, because it works in a house you have never walked through. This one is a 13.5 oz soy candle aimed squarely at the guest bathroom.\n\nQ: Are soy candles safe to burn in a small bathroom?\nA: Soy wax burns cleanly, and this one uses phthalate-free fragrance oils and a cotton wick with no lead core. Keep it on a flat surface away from towels and never leave it lit unattended.\n\nQ: How long does a 13.5 oz jar candle burn?\nA: This jar gives 60+ hours. Let the first light run until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass, then trim the wick to 1\/4\" before every light after that.\n\nQ: Is lavender a good scent for a bathroom?\nA: Lavender is the safest bathroom scent there is — soft, clean, and not fighting with anything else in the room. Sunlit Lavender pairs it with lily, woods and lemon so it reads fresh rather than floral.\n\nQ: Who makes these funny candles?\nA: Cedar Crate Market pours every candle by hand in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Made in the USA, start to finish.\n\nQ: What can I do with the jar once the wax is gone?\nA: Wash the glass in warm soapy water and it turns into bathroom storage — cotton swabs, hair ties, a very small plant. The label stays put, which is half the fun.\n","brand":"Cedar Crate Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67799659085981,"sku":"S-1058-9","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/3490\/2941\/files\/fe87b6f9c7c11abbdef821a1496b712143eeb8c50b5adb70aa3d4ced0384fde7.jpg?v=1794187871","url":"https:\/\/watermelonmoonshineboutique.com\/products\/funny-candles-would-poop-here-again-bathroom-gift-13-5-oz","provider":"Watermelon Moonshine Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}