{"product_id":"coworker-candles-you-work-harder-than-an-ugly-stripper","title":"Coworker Candles - You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper","description":"It is not a polite compliment and it is not meant to be. \"You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper\" is the highest praise available in a workplace where nobody says anything sincere out loud.\n\nHand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Wild Huckleberry. A coworker carrying a whole team, a bad quarter survived, a birthday at a desk: this is the one.\n\nWhy You'll Love It\n\n * \"You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper\" — printed in full on the kraft label \n * Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax \n * Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO \n * Wild Huckleberry — huckleberry and lemon zest over Tahitian vanilla \n * 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, roughly the length of a bad quarter \n * Kraft label on reusable glass, so the punchline reads across a kitchen \n * Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA \nPerfect Gift For\n\nA coworker carrying a whole team, a bad quarter survived, a desk birthday, a promotion, a work bestie, an office secret santa, and the person who answers emails at times nobody should be awake.\n\nProduct Details\n\n * Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar \n * Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours \n * Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO \n * Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA \n * Care: Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn \n * Item: S-3019-2 \nScent\n\n2. Wild Huckleberry - Huckleberry, Tahitian Vanilla \u0026amp; Lemon Zest\n\nFrequently Asked Questions\n\nQ: Is this joke safe to give at work?\nA: It suits a team that already talks bluntly and does not suit a formal office, so the test is whether the line would raise an eyebrow in your break room. Handed over privately it travels further.\n\nQ: What is the best compliment to give a hard-working colleague?\nA: Say the specific thing they did rather than calling them hard-working in general, because everybody is told they work hard and almost nobody is told why it mattered. The joke opens the door.\n\nQ: Which of these jars is the biggest?\nA: This is the 13.5 oz Signature jar with 60+ hours in it, the largest of the sizes this saying comes in. The 9 oz versions are the same joke on a smaller shelf.\n\nQ: Does a berry scent suit a man's house?\nA: Huckleberry reads as dark fruit rather than as a floral or a candy scent, which is why it works in a shared home. The vanilla base keeps it warm rather than sweet.\n\nQ: Is this a good desk birthday gift?\nA: It is funny out loud, which is what a gift opened in front of a team needs to be, and it goes home at the end of the day. Nothing about it needs explaining.\n\nQ: How many people can one candle be a gift from?\nA: One person or ten — a full-size jar carries either, and a card with names on it does the rest. Group gifts usually just add the card.\n","brand":"Cedar Crate Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67799658856605,"sku":"S-3019-2","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/3490\/2941\/files\/5dc65ac6db7b525f5c87f83d69ee2309b185cf04d87a76fec6cf32e635418d5f.jpg?v=1794187856","url":"https:\/\/watermelonmoonshineboutique.com\/products\/coworker-candles-you-work-harder-than-an-ugly-stripper","provider":"Watermelon Moonshine Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}